how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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