Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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