ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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