Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
