i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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