he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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