Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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