I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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