Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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