like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize