Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
where does the pee come out of this thing
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The air was thick with penises
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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