I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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