For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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