Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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