Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
