Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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