Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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