we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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