Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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