A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
