Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
