There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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