we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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