he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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