Duck Duck Cougar?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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