watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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