So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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