You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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