He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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