Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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