Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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