where am i from again
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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