Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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