I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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