Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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