Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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