Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
sex in a hospital.. check
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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