Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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