was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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