It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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