we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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