Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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