They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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