this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.