Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.