So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.