Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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