Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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