I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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