question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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