he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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