I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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