I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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