we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I fill condoms, not promises.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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