hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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