I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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