So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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